I used to have a giant intro about all the shit i like but i think im growing old so here is this.
yea okay bye enjoy i guess idk (p.s. the spelling mistake in my url is a metaphor)
Oh and side note LOVE is fake surprise surprise its the real world
  • sosa-parks:

    As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.

    (via mheiylovesred)

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  • multaka3:

    wifesbody:

    alex-bi-florida:

    bisexualdevotee:

    hisandhers7074:

    i-want-spankings:

    secretdomsir:

    emptyoul21:

    Look at germany ;)

    Along with the body positive theme: guys having a 10 inch cock isn’t “the norm” don’t feel bad about yourselves either

    👆👆👆

    OMG I’m a giant at 6” 👌👌👏👏👊👊 all these giant tumblr guys were giving me a complex!!!!!! Lmao

    At least I’m above average at something

    That’s why all the Thai girls like foreign guys!

    I’m in the good zone lol

    Ханс пак не е щадил рушвета

    cOOlest blOg Ever :-P

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  • multaka3:

    thirddegreenerd:

    fairyraptor:

    dream-chaserxo:

    Infused in the white bead is water from Mount Everest, the highest point on earth. In the black bead, mud from the Dead Sea, the lowest point on earth. Separating the two beads are clear beads, representative of the story we all have to tell. Life moves through cycles, find your balance.

    "Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.

    I need this

    That’s so fucking cool

    cOOlest blOg Ever :-P

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  • "Feminism is not about who opens the jar.

    It is not about who pays for the date. It is not about who moves the couch. It is not about who kills the bugs. It is not about who cooks the dinner. It’s not even about who stays home with the kids, as long as the decision was made together, after thinking carefully about your situation and coming to an agreement that makes sense for your particular marriage and family.

    It is about making sure that nobody ever has to do anything by “default” because of their gender. The stronger person should move the couch. The person who enjoys cooking more, has more time for it, and/or is better at it should do the cooking. Sometimes the stronger person is male, sometimes not. Sometimes the person who is best suited for cooking is female, sometimes not. You should do what works.

    But it is also about letting people know that it is okay to change. If you’re a woman who wants to become stronger, that’s great. If you’re a man who wants to learn how to cook, that’s also great. You might start out with a relationship where the guy opens all the jars and the girl cooks all the meals, but you might find that you want to try something else. So try it."
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  • multaka3:

    skankmcmeow:

    I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

    Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

    A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

    Why?

    She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

    At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

    Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

    Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

    So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

    As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

    Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

    cOOlest blOg Ever :-P

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  • mightyhealthyquest:

    IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

    (via mheiylovesred)

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  • wussut:

    What is love?

    Her definition was by far my favorite

    (Source: claudiasentada, via atlas-haands)

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  • curvellas:

    talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

    (via intwoparts)

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  • imnotamisandristbut:

    I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

    If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

    If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

    If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

    Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

    (via vodka-in-my-cup)

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  • kinkyhannibal:

    my uncle tried to tell my 11 year old brother he shouldn’t like to cook, and my brother just stared at him and said, “i like to eat.  why wouldn’t i like to cook?”

    i’m so proud of the little dude for sticking up for the things he likes. 

    (Source: foxtrotmulder, via voldemorts--nose)

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